Weird Fishing
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:26 am
This pub has been much too quiet lately. Harry, pour me another one, this time the good stuff please. While you're at it ask Joanne in the kitchen to fix me one of her corned beef sandwiches.
All fishermenn lie--except me. That is well known but I swear on my drink (the good stuff) that the following is the absolute truth!
Weird fishing #1:[/
I started my fishing career down at the Jersey shore with the surf banging against my inadequate boots. The magazines all showed monster striped bass that were pulled from the surf and painted a glowing picture of crashing surf, fresh salt smells and no crowds. Sounded great to me. I bought me a 9 ft surf rod and a large capacity spin reel, (after all, the magazines all spoke of the long runs the monster stripers made.) and a half dozen 8 or 10 inch plugs. I was ready for the monsters. I should mention that the fall run of stripers along the Jersey shore was the prime time to catch these great fish. The temp was in the upper 30s when I waded into the surf. I soon learned that the spray from the surf has a way of wetting you down and the shivers came fast. Still I found myself enjoying it, especially with no one else around.
After about the 10th cast with a topwater plug I noticed a few seagulls circling above. While I looked one of them went into a kamikaze dive and pounced on my floating plug (a Creek Chub Pikie). It happened fast but the next thing I was aware of was the gull shreiking wildly as he took to the air again with the plug hanging from his butt. I'll never forget that chilling shreik. It really was loud and eerie on the quiet beach. The bird tore off a bunch of my line (not what the magazines advertised) and I guess it was down to the end of the line when the plug fell from his butt and landed again where it was supposed to be. The screams still haunted me. You'd have had to be there to understand.
At this point there was just one thing left to do. I got my gear together, loaded the car and started for home. I never went surf fishing again. I sold the rod and reel.
[Weird fishing #2[/
About 20 years ago my wife and I were fishing the St Lawrence seaway in the Thousand Islands region. We were in a narrow section between a few island and the current was moderately swift. Because of this I had brought a few large detergent bottles with a 6 oz sinker attached to hold in the current.
I dropped a marker on a breakline in the current and it held fine. I motored back to my starting point and started my run with wire (30 ft depth). I had just arrived in the vicinity of the marker when my brain short circuited and I was disoriented--really. My problem was that the boat was moving forward but I did not advance past the marker. Go figure! I finally woke up to the fact that the marker was moving along with the boat (about 15 ft separation) and against the current! After about a half city block the marker stopped moving and settled into a new position.
For as long as I live I'll always wonder what fish got tangled with the marker. It had to be good size to move the buoyant bottle and weight against a good current. Was it a big carp? A giant northern? A trophy muskie? Or another large fish that got temporarily snagged on the marker line. I took a deep swig from the flask after this one.
Weird fishing#3[/
MY wife and I were fishing on Saratoga lake when the quiet was broken by a fish making some splash and commotion. About 25 ft away was this large bass coming out of the water, splashing around crazy like. The bass looke kinda weird also. Finally we knew why the fish looked different.
The bass had another fish hanging out his mouth. Apparently his greed got the better of him and he tried to swallow a fish that was not swallowable. After a short while the bass went down and that was the last we saw of him. Wonder if he ever got that fish out of his mouth.
Weird fishing #4
This is one from Jim Mason, a spoonplugger friend of mine. He made his annual trip to my lake, the Sacandaga a few years back and while he was fishing a bear suddenly appeared not but a few feet away. They were concerned because the bear seemed to be laboring and in trouble. Anyway they got behind the bear and tried to steer him toward shore and they were successful. When the bear was on solid ground they told me that "he ran to the woods like a bat out of hell!"
Anyone who spends time on the water eventually encounters these kind of things. Lets see some posts,Okay?
All fishermenn lie--except me. That is well known but I swear on my drink (the good stuff) that the following is the absolute truth!
Weird fishing #1:[/
I started my fishing career down at the Jersey shore with the surf banging against my inadequate boots. The magazines all showed monster striped bass that were pulled from the surf and painted a glowing picture of crashing surf, fresh salt smells and no crowds. Sounded great to me. I bought me a 9 ft surf rod and a large capacity spin reel, (after all, the magazines all spoke of the long runs the monster stripers made.) and a half dozen 8 or 10 inch plugs. I was ready for the monsters. I should mention that the fall run of stripers along the Jersey shore was the prime time to catch these great fish. The temp was in the upper 30s when I waded into the surf. I soon learned that the spray from the surf has a way of wetting you down and the shivers came fast. Still I found myself enjoying it, especially with no one else around.
After about the 10th cast with a topwater plug I noticed a few seagulls circling above. While I looked one of them went into a kamikaze dive and pounced on my floating plug (a Creek Chub Pikie). It happened fast but the next thing I was aware of was the gull shreiking wildly as he took to the air again with the plug hanging from his butt. I'll never forget that chilling shreik. It really was loud and eerie on the quiet beach. The bird tore off a bunch of my line (not what the magazines advertised) and I guess it was down to the end of the line when the plug fell from his butt and landed again where it was supposed to be. The screams still haunted me. You'd have had to be there to understand.
At this point there was just one thing left to do. I got my gear together, loaded the car and started for home. I never went surf fishing again. I sold the rod and reel.
[Weird fishing #2[/
About 20 years ago my wife and I were fishing the St Lawrence seaway in the Thousand Islands region. We were in a narrow section between a few island and the current was moderately swift. Because of this I had brought a few large detergent bottles with a 6 oz sinker attached to hold in the current.
I dropped a marker on a breakline in the current and it held fine. I motored back to my starting point and started my run with wire (30 ft depth). I had just arrived in the vicinity of the marker when my brain short circuited and I was disoriented--really. My problem was that the boat was moving forward but I did not advance past the marker. Go figure! I finally woke up to the fact that the marker was moving along with the boat (about 15 ft separation) and against the current! After about a half city block the marker stopped moving and settled into a new position.
For as long as I live I'll always wonder what fish got tangled with the marker. It had to be good size to move the buoyant bottle and weight against a good current. Was it a big carp? A giant northern? A trophy muskie? Or another large fish that got temporarily snagged on the marker line. I took a deep swig from the flask after this one.
Weird fishing#3[/
MY wife and I were fishing on Saratoga lake when the quiet was broken by a fish making some splash and commotion. About 25 ft away was this large bass coming out of the water, splashing around crazy like. The bass looke kinda weird also. Finally we knew why the fish looked different.
The bass had another fish hanging out his mouth. Apparently his greed got the better of him and he tried to swallow a fish that was not swallowable. After a short while the bass went down and that was the last we saw of him. Wonder if he ever got that fish out of his mouth.
Weird fishing #4
This is one from Jim Mason, a spoonplugger friend of mine. He made his annual trip to my lake, the Sacandaga a few years back and while he was fishing a bear suddenly appeared not but a few feet away. They were concerned because the bear seemed to be laboring and in trouble. Anyway they got behind the bear and tried to steer him toward shore and they were successful. When the bear was on solid ground they told me that "he ran to the woods like a bat out of hell!"
Anyone who spends time on the water eventually encounters these kind of things. Lets see some posts,Okay?